A real blood bath is forecast for the upcoming mid-term elections in America. Since Halloween is just five days away, we may as well combine the two. After all, MAGA has drifted into a cult-like movement, with occult like vibes (Kabbalah more than anything).
The Trump family specifically has a bit of an Addams Family feel, what with the darkly glamorous Transylvanian matriarch Melania, and Baron Trump resembling the Lurch. Baron has recently stopped slicking back his hair with gel, presumably because it made him look too much like Dracula. The Don has his own issues with hair of course, having had back scalp surgery decades ago, which gave him forehead bangs that grew in a strange fashion. It didn’t stop him from going on late-night tv and letting the hosts touch his hair, proudly confirming that it was his real hair. Technically true…
As for Baron’s height, there is quite a range of conjecture. The president says 6’7 but commentators online say 6’9, which I think is closer to reality. Thus, we have the amusing situation where the president is likely understating his son’s height while exaggerating his own, so as to minimize the difference. Given Baron’s build I’m surprised he’s not more often compared to that uniquely American myth, Slender Man.
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